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There are countless sexy books, movies, TV shows, and stand-up specials out there dedicated to the intricacies, etiquette and expectations of getting laid. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh about it. But don't worry the awkwardness is part of being a human who enjoys sex. While it would be nice for all our hookups to be set to romantic orchestral scores and culminate in simultaneous orgasms for all parties, the reality is that sex is often awkward, messy, and embarrassing (see: these people who injured themselves doing the deed). It’s outrageous to compare the two.There's the sex that we see in movies.and then there's the sex that happens in real life. They don’t do mass arrests, executions by the hundreds of thousands, torture, starvation, and labor camps. The FBI and DHS may be scandal-ridden and corrupt, but they are NOTHING like the Cheka. I think you could also add FBI & DHS… I little hyperbolic maybe…īut the Russia gate scandal demonstrates the leadership of the FBI is willing to push its agency to be the Sword & Shield for the Democratic Party – just as the KGB was the Sword & Shield for the Communist Party…The FBI leadership broke laws to protect the interests of the DNC knowing that there would be little or no consequences for their actions. You left out the OGPU, but yeah, same-same. The sad irony is that Russia exchanged an inefficient tsarist regime that was tinged with cruelty but slowly reforming for a horrific, monstrous Soviet regime that persists until today. Unspeakable torture was used that Okhrana agents would never have imagined. During the Red Terror in the 4-year period of the Russian Civil War (1918-1922), the Cheka executed about 100,000 people, many of them innocent. In contrast the Cheka was brutally efficient. Somewhere I read that the Russian government’s efforts to put down revolution from 1905-1917 resulted in about 5000 people being executed, with most of them actually being guilty. While it abused human rights and tortured prisoners, its practices were nothing like those of the Cheka. The Okhrana was rather bumbling for example, many of its political prisoners escaped from Siberian exile with little effort and returned to European Russia. The Okhrana was disbanded in 1917, and the personnel of the Cheka were different.
There was a fundamental break between the Okhrana, the secret police force of the Russian Empire, and the Cheka, the first secret police force of revolutionary Russia. Published in Group WritingĬheka/NKVD/KGB/FSB-It’s all the same to this day.
Beria followed him, and did the same thing, as had Yezhov’s predecessors, whom he had interrogated and denounced. He was blamed for the Great Purge, and for allowing “massive, unfounded arrests of completely innocent persons.” Yeah, that’s why he was there. He knew the signs that Stalin was getting rid of him next. He spent the last few weeks before his arrest in an alcoholic haze. It’s not enough to be gay or bi, one now has to be trans. Yesterday’s working men and women are tossed aside for tomorrow’s gender-studies professors and activists.
We progress to the next leader, who can’t be associated with the last set of failures or murders.
We progress to the next group, more progressive. The old Progressives are no longer progressive enough. We see it today with the old constituencies being tossed aside for the new on the left. Until one day he wasn’t, and instead, he was just another chip of wood. He was, for a time, the head of the NKVD (predecessor of the KGB and whatever the secret police in Russia is called this week) and Stalin’s right-hand man, the go-to guy for getting rid of political enemies. Today is the 127th anniversary of the birth of Nikolai Yezhov. When you chop wood, chips fly.” - Nikolai Yezhov Better that ten innocent people should suffer than one spy get away. We are launching a major attack on the Enemy let there be no resentment if we bump someone with an elbow. “There will be some innocent victims in this fight against Fascist agents.